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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Thanks to Wahida, dia cakap kt FB:
shaza...i bace u punye story about the basement parking at prince court tu...n u know what..hospital tu punye bilik m*y*t..kat bsmnt 3 tu..i tau ni sbb last sem wat case study about this hospital for bc assgnment..huuu...
bilik m*y*t
So the suspicious stains on the floor and the locked door is....?
ngee
BABI apasal I ni malas sangat?????
Shaza, the printing shops are closed on Friday because it's Awal Muharram, today's the last day to get them printed. Saturday is the event already. Oh yeah you still have to help out the group members....
Shaza dah pukul 3.21am THURSDAYY.
Malas malas malas malas malas malas malas YA ALLAH TOLONGGGGGGGGGGGG
Shaza, the printing shops are closed on Friday because it's Awal Muharram, today's the last day to get them printed. Saturday is the event already. Oh yeah you still have to help out the group members....
Shaza dah pukul 3.21am THURSDAYY.
Malas malas malas malas malas malas malas YA ALLAH TOLONGGGGGGGGGGGG
Pointless sangat SANGAT
Okay, I've been getting a whole load of Japanese commenters on a specific post about a denim gray jacket. Seriously???? I have feeling I'm being trolled even though I don't understand what they're writing about.
Dear people, Shaza says:
済みません日本語はぜんぜんできません Sorry I don't speak Japanese (if they're all nice people)
or
くたばれ PERGI MAMPUS (if they're retarded otaku creeps with no life)
No hard feelings. Just to make sure k.
Dear people, Shaza says:
済みません日本語はぜんぜんできません Sorry I don't speak Japanese (if they're all nice people)
or
くたばれ PERGI MAMPUS (if they're retarded otaku creeps with no life)
No hard feelings. Just to make sure k.
???
http://sirzulrule.blogspot.com/2009/09/lovely-buka-puasa.html
I'm sorry, I don't remember ever commenting here. That Aprillis (and Masyimaro) is an imposter.
Marketing gimmick?
I'm sorry, I don't remember ever commenting here. That Aprillis (and Masyimaro) is an imposter.
Marketing gimmick?
Argh miscommunications
Dear Student
We have sent an email asking for further information to your Agent on 28/08/2009. Please contact your agent.
Thank you.
That was almost a month ago. If I didn't send an inquiry email last week, god knows when I'll actually find out about it. ajhdaskjfdkf IDP
FFXVI
Square Enix announced that Final Fantasy 14 is in development, led by the FF11 team.
Wtf?
Final Fantasy 13 is not even out yet, and they're making a 14?
Wtf?
Final Fantasy 13 is not even out yet, and they're making a 14?
The hell...?
Adam, you fooled me. Really bad.
http://adamjohnston.blogspot.com/
.... He even looks like you! And talks about worldy matters like you!
And I was so looking forward to writing snarky comments in your comment box =(
http://adamjohnston.blogspot.com/
.... He even looks like you! And talks about worldy matters like you!
And I was so looking forward to writing snarky comments in your comment box =(
Oh boy. Drama.
Aaah. Malas nak layan.
Macam jaga tepi kain orang.
Probably wrote that because you can't think of an idea to write in your posts other than bad-mouthing people, feeling unsatisfied about other people, and PMS. I mean, what's cooler than complaining. Since it makes your blog look deep and cynical, eh?
I thought you should be happy now? Since I'm like, outta your life forever starting from today. *scratches head* Apa lagi yang nak complain?
C'mon admit it. I'm your muse. You likecomplaining writing about me.
Well, thankfully now you can move on from bashing me in every other post and actually write some decent material instead. Looking forward to bitchyShaza-less posts from you this point on ;)
Macam jaga tepi kain orang.
Probably wrote that because you can't think of an idea to write in your posts other than bad-mouthing people, feeling unsatisfied about other people, and PMS. I mean, what's cooler than complaining. Since it makes your blog look deep and cynical, eh?
I thought you should be happy now? Since I'm like, outta your life forever starting from today. *scratches head* Apa lagi yang nak complain?
C'mon admit it. I'm your muse. You like
Well, thankfully now you can move on from bashing me in every other post and actually write some decent material instead. Looking forward to bitchyShaza-less posts from you this point on ;)
AWAS! DENGAN KARTUN POKEMON
I got this when I was randomly browsing AkademiFantasia.net and stumbled across this piece of 'gem':
April Fool!
.... Sadly to say, this isn't an April fool joke because people actually believe it. TSK.
This is what you get when you blindly believe random forwarded e-mails without questioning the factual evidence of the subject matter.
NEWSFLASH: NOT EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD IS YAHUDI
You want me to dissect the claims one by one?
Antara kandungan kertas itu ialah beberapa makna binatang-binatang yang ada
dalam cerita kartun tersebut. Perkataan-perkataan itu adalah dalam bahasa
siryani (lughah siryaniiyah).
A'ah. Mana buktinya? Kalau nak cakap je, boleh la. Bahasa Siryani?? Kepalahotak la, tau tak nama-nama haiwan pokemon semuanya diambil dari bahasa Jepun? Bahasa Jepun =/= bahasa Siryani.
POKEMON - saya yahudi
CHARMANDER - ALLAH itu lemah... (SUBHANALLAH!)
PIKACHU - jadilah seorang yahudi..
Like I said, Pokemon is created by the Japanese, whose religion may vary from Shinto, Buddhism, Christianity or aetheism. Where's the JEWS, people??
Pokemon =/= saya yahudi. Pokemon is the short form of Poketto (pocket) Monster. Shortened as POKEmon. Geddit?? Pocket Monsters? Well, if you haven't seen a single bloody show, obviously you wouldn't know.
Charmander, is the combination of two words, Char(coal?) and Salamander. And guess what?? It looks like a huge salamander, who breathes fire! asklkjsjldjjfl
Pikachu's name comes from the Japanese, pikapika, (Pika), which means to glitter or sparkle, and chuchu, (chu), which is the sound a mouse supposedly makes in Japan. Put it together and you get Pikachu, meaning 'sparkly mouse', or more appropriately 'electric mouse' because of the lightning bolt for a tail.
Terdapat beberapa lagi nama binatang dalam cerita pokemon yang membawa makna yang kufur dan jahat.
Yes, because cute animals are always related to the conspiracy or Syaitan. In actuality, the names of the animals in Pokemon are based on word combinations - Armadillo (armor armadillo), Bulbasaur (bulb dinosaur), etc.
Bagi ana, kalau sekadar cerita kartun pokemon ini dicipta oleh yahudi, itu boleh diterima. sebab tak semestinya kita menolak semua yang dicipta oleh orang sifir. tapi kali ini terbukti bahawa yahudi ada niat yang amat buruk tersembunyi di sebalik nama pokemon. Maka ana menyeru semua ikhwah supaya menyebarkan maklumat ini dan bermula dengan diri sendiri dengan memulaukan kartun ini.
Summary: Not everything is created by the jews, and not everything in the world is out to destroy humanity, plzthxbai.
Antara kandungan kertas itu ialah beberapa makna binatang-binatang yang ada
dalam cerita kartun tersebut. Perkataan-perkataan itu adalah dalam bahasa
siryani (lughah siryaniiyah).
contohnya:
POKEMON - saya yahudi
CHARMANDER - ALLAH itu lemah... (SUBHANALLAH!)
PIKACHU - jadilah seorang yahudi..
Terdapat beberapa lagi nama binatang dalam cerita pokemon yang membawa makna yang kufur dan jahat.
Bagi ana, kalau sekadar cerita kartun pokemon ini dicipta oleh yahudi, itu boleh diterima. sebab tak semestinya kita menolak semua yang dicipta oleh orang sifir. tapi kali ini terbukti bahawa yahudi ada niat yang amat buruk tersembunyi di sebalik nama pokemon. Maka ana menyeru semua ikhwah supaya menyebarkan maklumat ini dan bermula dengan diri sendiri dengan memulaukan kartun ini.
April Fool!
.... Sadly to say, this isn't an April fool joke because people actually believe it. TSK.
This is what you get when you blindly believe random forwarded e-mails without questioning the factual evidence of the subject matter.
NEWSFLASH: NOT EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD IS YAHUDI
You want me to dissect the claims one by one?
Antara kandungan kertas itu ialah beberapa makna binatang-binatang yang ada
dalam cerita kartun tersebut. Perkataan-perkataan itu adalah dalam bahasa
siryani (lughah siryaniiyah).
A'ah. Mana buktinya? Kalau nak cakap je, boleh la. Bahasa Siryani?? Kepalahotak la, tau tak nama-nama haiwan pokemon semuanya diambil dari bahasa Jepun? Bahasa Jepun =/= bahasa Siryani.
POKEMON - saya yahudi
CHARMANDER - ALLAH itu lemah... (SUBHANALLAH!)
PIKACHU - jadilah seorang yahudi..
Like I said, Pokemon is created by the Japanese, whose religion may vary from Shinto, Buddhism, Christianity or aetheism. Where's the JEWS, people??
Pokemon =/= saya yahudi. Pokemon is the short form of Poketto (pocket) Monster. Shortened as POKEmon. Geddit?? Pocket Monsters? Well, if you haven't seen a single bloody show, obviously you wouldn't know.
Charmander, is the combination of two words, Char(coal?) and Salamander. And guess what?? It looks like a huge salamander, who breathes fire! asklkjsjldjjfl
Pikachu's name comes from the Japanese, pikapika, (Pika), which means to glitter or sparkle, and chuchu, (chu), which is the sound a mouse supposedly makes in Japan. Put it together and you get Pikachu, meaning 'sparkly mouse', or more appropriately 'electric mouse' because of the lightning bolt for a tail.
Terdapat beberapa lagi nama binatang dalam cerita pokemon yang membawa makna yang kufur dan jahat.
Yes, because cute animals are always related to the conspiracy or Syaitan. In actuality, the names of the animals in Pokemon are based on word combinations - Armadillo (armor armadillo), Bulbasaur (bulb dinosaur), etc.
Bagi ana, kalau sekadar cerita kartun pokemon ini dicipta oleh yahudi, itu boleh diterima. sebab tak semestinya kita menolak semua yang dicipta oleh orang sifir. tapi kali ini terbukti bahawa yahudi ada niat yang amat buruk tersembunyi di sebalik nama pokemon. Maka ana menyeru semua ikhwah supaya menyebarkan maklumat ini dan bermula dengan diri sendiri dengan memulaukan kartun ini.
Summary: Not everything is created by the jews, and not everything in the world is out to destroy humanity, plzthxbai.
Tsubasa 217
Wha?
Who?
Huh????
I've so confused right now, I dunno what to say. Now there's FIVE Sakuras and FOUR Syaorans??? Wha--? Who's who? Who's that pretty lady? Why is there a magic circle below?? Why is Watanuki there? (I didn't read Holic's latest chapter so I don't know)
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Who?
Huh????
I've so confused right now, I dunno what to say. Now there's FIVE Sakuras and FOUR Syaorans??? Wha--? Who's who? Who's that pretty lady? Why is there a magic circle below?? Why is Watanuki there? (I didn't read Holic's latest chapter so I don't know)
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Feels like such a bad friend
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MAZ! (even though I did wish you on that day... I'll just wish again to clarify things)
What the hell was I thinking???
Dahlah I pinjam stuff from you.... I can't believe it =(
I... I belanja you makan! =(
What the hell was I thinking???
Dahlah I pinjam stuff from you.... I can't believe it =(
I... I belanja you makan! =(
Part of Your World sung by a guy. And sings better than Miley Cyrus.
Okay... so Syima and I were listening to Miley Cyrus' cover of 'Part of Your World' from The Little Mermaid and we were disappointed by the way she sang it. Skye Sweetnam's version was way better than Miley's, in our opinion.
But....
This takes the cake for being the most awesome, craziest version of that song. SERIOUS SHIT.
Nick Pitera singing 'Part of Your World'. In a girl's voice, mind you.
To answer upcoming questions, yes he is 100% male. And no, he is not faking.
Well anyways... that video is old news because Maz showed it to me last year. If you want to see his most recent video, here it is:
I Will Be - Leona Lewis sung by Nick Pitera. He won the Leona Lewis competition on Youtube with this song ^_^;
I laughed the first time I saw it. Coz he's so manly, but the voice coming out of his mouth is so eeriely messed up. Hahaha.
But....
This takes the cake for being the most awesome, craziest version of that song. SERIOUS SHIT.
Nick Pitera singing 'Part of Your World'. In a girl's voice, mind you.
To answer upcoming questions, yes he is 100% male. And no, he is not faking.
Well anyways... that video is old news because Maz showed it to me last year. If you want to see his most recent video, here it is:
I Will Be - Leona Lewis sung by Nick Pitera. He won the Leona Lewis competition on Youtube with this song ^_^;
I laughed the first time I saw it. Coz he's so manly, but the voice coming out of his mouth is so eeriely messed up. Hahaha.
Not again
Psssh. It's okay to read fantasy novels, watch Madagascar 2 and similar animations, play games on XBox, but you're considered childish to watch anything anime-related?
Double standards.
Orang lain leh tengok Hindustan and Asian dramas, takde orang bising pun. Cerita Mami Jarum tu lagi merepek k, cerita tahpape lawak lebih, tapi orang tua tengok jgak. Orang leh tgk American Pie and other slapstick parody shows, takde complain. Tapi sebut je anime, "oh noooo, apa u, ni crita budak2 la." Even though anime tu pasal politics and crime and real life issues. Wtf.
I swear that even if I turn 60 and have grandchildren, I will still continue to watch anime. Grrr.
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And while I'm on a roll, let's consider this analogy -- there are two girls. One is a football fan. Another is an anime fan. During football matches the football fan will wear their team's favourite jersey and paint her face according to the team's colours. The anime fan will proudly sew up a suit of her favourite anime character from her favourite show. Both are showing their support for things they love.
So why is the football fan revered, but the cosplayer ridiculed?
Please la people. Liking anime and its fandom doesn't mean we're weird. Bukannya bunuh orang atau merosakkan akidah pun. It's not black metal geeeeeez. So stop picking on us.
Double standards.
Orang lain leh tengok Hindustan and Asian dramas, takde orang bising pun. Cerita Mami Jarum tu lagi merepek k, cerita tahpape lawak lebih, tapi orang tua tengok jgak. Orang leh tgk American Pie and other slapstick parody shows, takde complain. Tapi sebut je anime, "oh noooo, apa u, ni crita budak2 la." Even though anime tu pasal politics and crime and real life issues. Wtf.
I swear that even if I turn 60 and have grandchildren, I will still continue to watch anime. Grrr.
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And while I'm on a roll, let's consider this analogy -- there are two girls. One is a football fan. Another is an anime fan. During football matches the football fan will wear their team's favourite jersey and paint her face according to the team's colours. The anime fan will proudly sew up a suit of her favourite anime character from her favourite show. Both are showing their support for things they love.
So why is the football fan revered, but the cosplayer ridiculed?
Please la people. Liking anime and its fandom doesn't mean we're weird. Bukannya bunuh orang atau merosakkan akidah pun. It's not black metal geeeeeez. So stop picking on us.
Ack
I slept at 6.30 am and woke up at 6.00 pm today. HOMG.
Gila la.
Pastu terus ikut Ika, Ziela, Syamim, Umi and Intan gi pasar malam. Tak senonoh betul.
Gila la.
Pastu terus ikut Ika, Ziela, Syamim, Umi and Intan gi pasar malam. Tak senonoh betul.
ASK JUDASSSSS
Dari tadi lagi my classmates are 'jakun-ing' themselves with the AskJud.com website where you ask a question and get an answer in reply.
At first it was freaky... but then it degraded into silly questions and trying to prove that Jud couldn't answer.
Here are some questions that were eeriely answered -- CORRECTLY.
Who is wearing a yellow sweater?
Yellow Ninie
Who is wearing a red jacket?
Cot
Who is Alia's boyfriend?
Munif
Who is Cot's ex?
****** (accurate answer)
What is Nabilah's stuffed toy's name?
Rara
Who is the president of ARCHISA shah alam?
Wan
What is in Intan's drawer?
Maggi for sale
And then Sleazy was cursing and cursing the stupid Jud, and then it said:
Sleazy bising.
Freeeeaaaaaky...
How do they do it through internet? Satellite? Soundwaves? ESP?? Jin???
All accurate answers... and even if we ask a hard question, it wouldn't answer. If it doesn't like you (tak suka Dayah and Cot haha) they will tell you they don't like you.
Aih sekarang pun Sleazy and Cot still tak putus asa lagi... funny pulak bila ramai2.
SOALAN YANG PALING BEST DAN TAKLEH BLAH:
----> What are we supposed to do now?
Answer: Design please
At first it was freaky... but then it degraded into silly questions and trying to prove that Jud couldn't answer.
Here are some questions that were eeriely answered -- CORRECTLY.
Who is wearing a yellow sweater?
Yellow Ninie
Who is wearing a red jacket?
Cot
Who is Alia's boyfriend?
Munif
Who is Cot's ex?
****** (accurate answer)
What is Nabilah's stuffed toy's name?
Rara
Who is the president of ARCHISA shah alam?
Wan
What is in Intan's drawer?
Maggi for sale
And then Sleazy was cursing and cursing the stupid Jud, and then it said:
Sleazy bising.
Freeeeaaaaaky...
How do they do it through internet? Satellite? Soundwaves? ESP?? Jin???
All accurate answers... and even if we ask a hard question, it wouldn't answer. If it doesn't like you (tak suka Dayah and Cot haha) they will tell you they don't like you.
Aih sekarang pun Sleazy and Cot still tak putus asa lagi... funny pulak bila ramai2.
SOALAN YANG PALING BEST DAN TAKLEH BLAH:
----> What are we supposed to do now?
Answer: Design please
Vending Machine Block D dekat parking lot
What is it with people being enamoured by new gadgets??
A new vending machine had just arrived in Block D, FSPU. And it's no typical vending machine either -- y'know, not the one which contains the standard set of soda drinks....
No,
Instead it vends cookies and maggi and nachos!
Right after structure class, we saw the shiny new machine and flocked around it like bees around honey. I was the first to try it out.... everyone was like Gila Jakun, I swear.
Duit masuk: "oooooo!"
Duit rejected: "alaaaaa...."
Duit accepted: "ooooooo!" balik.
Candy gets vended (is that a word??) out: "ooooooooooooooooo!" *clapclapclapclap*
(...batak kelas pertama)
Oh oh tapii... there was another vending machine somewhere in Shah Alam (that building with Bank Islam... tak ingat la haha) that vends fruit salads. Take that! Uber canggihhh oh.
A new vending machine had just arrived in Block D, FSPU. And it's no typical vending machine either -- y'know, not the one which contains the standard set of soda drinks....
No,
Instead it vends cookies and maggi and nachos!
Right after structure class, we saw the shiny new machine and flocked around it like bees around honey. I was the first to try it out.... everyone was like Gila Jakun, I swear.
Duit masuk: "oooooo!"
Duit rejected: "alaaaaa...."
Duit accepted: "ooooooo!" balik.
Candy gets vended (is that a word??) out: "ooooooooooooooooo!" *clapclapclapclap*
(...batak kelas pertama)
Oh oh tapii... there was another vending machine somewhere in Shah Alam (that building with Bank Islam... tak ingat la haha) that vends fruit salads. Take that! Uber canggihhh oh.
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The birth of Aprillis Blogs -- 6 YEARS, 1 MONTH AGO
What a coincidence! I felt something was special about today -- I was scratching my head, musing here and there trying to figure out what was up....
When suddenly I felt the need to check my FIRST EVER LAYOUT of my blog, Aprillis Blogs (in a different host, of course -- Geocities) and wallah! I was right. It was stated right there on my FIRST EVER LAYOUT that I made it exactly 6 years, 1 month ago. 2nd January 2003.
Oh wait. I missed the anniversary by one month. Oops it still counts right? XP
Here, go view the utter lameness that was me. Hey, I was 15!
http://www.geocities.com/aprillis29/phantasm.html
When suddenly I felt the need to check my FIRST EVER LAYOUT of my blog, Aprillis Blogs (in a different host, of course -- Geocities) and wallah! I was right. It was stated right there on my FIRST EVER LAYOUT that I made it exactly 6 years, 1 month ago. 2nd January 2003.
Oh wait. I missed the anniversary by one month. Oops it still counts right? XP
Here, go view the utter lameness that was me. Hey, I was 15!
http://www.geocities.com/aprillis29/phantasm.html
Dikejutkan
I was badly awakened just now with my mom taking my wolfie stuffed toy and throwing it on my stomach, screaming --
"BANGUN LAAAH! Abang Asri nak ambik katil kau pagi ni! Cepat bangun!!"
"What????" I croaked. Gila shock. Pagi-pagi my mom dah buat hal. Asal I tatau pun orang nak ambik katil ni?
"Then where will I sleep after this??"
"What to do, lepas ni belilah katil baru kat IKEA."
Huuuh. Damn. And I really like my current bed. It was bought in the States and carried all the way from there to Malaysia. And it's made of thick cherry wood... *sobs* I'll miss you my lovely bed.
"BANGUN LAAAH! Abang Asri nak ambik katil kau pagi ni! Cepat bangun!!"
"What????" I croaked. Gila shock. Pagi-pagi my mom dah buat hal. Asal I tatau pun orang nak ambik katil ni?
"Then where will I sleep after this??"
"What to do, lepas ni belilah katil baru kat IKEA."
Huuuh. Damn. And I really like my current bed. It was bought in the States and carried all the way from there to Malaysia. And it's made of thick cherry wood... *sobs* I'll miss you my lovely bed.
