Necktie
Are men so insecure that they need a piece of (totally useless) clothing to remind everyone in vicinity that they have something long hanging from their front?
Vest/Waistcoat
As expected of the Victorian fashion, this is part of the tie-vest-coat combo that has absolutely zero function. Does it bind the male body similar to a corset, to save our eyesight from bulging beer bellies and man-boobs?
".... Or not."
Belts over pants
'Coz Tetsuya Nomura says its cool.
Squall's wise words about his unique fashion sense: "Whatever."
Backwards baseball cap
Similar to putting your sunglasses on top of your head, wearing a cap indoors, or wearing your underwear outside your pants.
Beret
Honestly does the army think that the beret will bulletproof their heads from stray bullets or missile bombs? And do they think that anyone actually cares if the beret was worn wrongly, in a battlezone area??
Quoted by a military man: "A beret is a worthless piece of headgear. It gets you hot in the summer, doesn't warm you up in the winter and is useless for keeping the sun out of your eyes."
If an alien from space came down and visited these guys, it might be wondering "What the hell are tough guys like these wearing unidentified, floppy lumps on their heads?"
....I would totally make a female version of this post, but then I remembered that 90% of our clothes are completely useless anyways.
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